10,000 BC

I went in as a neutral viewer, thinking it could be totally awesome- or totally lame... Well... I came out as a neutral viewer, thinking it was totally awesome- yet totally lame.

The story seemed to drag out a bit. You think it's gonna pick up- not entirely. It was real easy to predict what would happen next.

The dialogue was a bit... um... how should I say- lame... Well, it might not be the dialogue- it could very well be the horrible- horrible accents used by the American actors... Horrible, horrible... But they did try to make it as humorous as a movie like this could get. Saying a few things here and there that made you chuckle and think, "Oh, what a clever tang of wit."

The special effects were... Okay it had some really cool moments... Cool Prehistoric animals... but... does everyone recall the moment on Goonies, when Mikey holds up the pendant to the rocks and the Lighthouse and the camera angle is from his point of view and it gushes of green screen? Well, let me just say about the special effects designers of 10,000 BC... "It's their time- It's their time up there." It was pretty bad... Several times through out did I shake my head and rest it upon my hand, trying to relieve myself of disappointment.

And finally, the reason I liked it a bit more than I normally would have?

That's right. A BOY!

Are you really surprised? I mean... it is me here people! But not only is this a boy- it's Steven Strait... he played Warren Peace on Sky High and Caleb on The Covenant... He's perdy...

So... thus ends my review... I'd say... Don't see it in theaters. Wait for DVD... Unless you want to stare at him the whole time... not wearing a whole lot... (giggle giggle) Shut up Dan... I know what your thinking... Jerk...

Does she remind anyone else of Melani?

Viola, chew like you have a secret.

Life... Is it just me?

Doesn't life have it's little moments of wondering how hard the Cosmos are laughing at you? And you think, "Ope, looks like today's my day to be the unsuspecting victim of the fates twisted games."

I don't have an example. I've just been thinking a lot.

Evil Mans Yoga

OK so Daniel Ray, recommended that I try his Yoga thing that he recently got and you know when I heard Yoga I thought... "Lame, Yoga is not a work out. It's for Material Girls and Gay Men.
The DVD's that we have are for the Average Joe or for people with 50 pounds to loose or more, which is the category I fall under. So I thought that should be the one I start with.
I did the 50+ Yoga DVD tonight... And all I have to say too you Daniel-san... Is that I hate you. It was only twenty minutes long but my heart is still beating fast, I actually began to sweat which is something I only really do if I'm being chased by a bear... And I think my brain hemorrhaged or I'm having a stroke. Waaaay to much Oxygen through my brain I'm not used to.
I also had three glasses of milk and three brownies like twenty minutes before I did it which I found doing the Yoga made me almost vomit. All the breathing in your stomach-- I had no room left for air in there. Well... I think I might have worked off a bit off the brownies but... I think after tonight... I just might be done with brownies for a while... Maybe... Possibly...
So, the moral of the story. I think I'm gonna keep doing this Yoga thing... If I don't eat half a tray of brownies... If I do... the Yoga can wait.

Chewing Gum

I hate Chewing gum. I used to love it. But now I don't. Today I really found how much I despise it. Jeremy accidentally bought Bubble Gum Easter Eggs thinking they were whopper eggs but he's chewing away... *Smack smack smack* Jeremy, you're my brother, I love you, but I'm gonna kill you.... :)

Chewing Gum is really gross,

Chewing Gum I hate the most.

- Willy Wonka

'Oh... Hey Fella's... Did you see this mornings Martha Stewart.... Heh... heh.... RUN!!!!'

Armed robbers picked the wrong target when they raided an Australian bar where a biker gang was holding a meeting.
Machete wielding masked bandits burst into the Regents Park Sporting Club in Sydney and ordered people at the bar to lie on the floor.
But the robbers failed to notice 50 members of the Southern Cross Cruiser Club enjoying a drink in the next room, reports the Sydney Morning Herald.
"Fifty of us jumped out of our seats and raced out to the main bar," said club president Jerry 'Jester' van Cornewal.
Biker club founder Noel 'Bear' Mannix added the robbers appeared to be regretting the heist as soon as they saw the bikers.
"It was very hard to see the expression on their faces because of the balaclavas, but I imagine it was something along lines of 'Oh s***, what have we done here?' ," he said.
One of the robbers charged through a locked glass door, leapt off a 16ft balcony and ran through a bowling green to escape.
The other ran through an exit behind the bar but members of the gang ran around the back and caught up with him.
"He came out the door wielding what I thought was a tyre lever, but was actually a samurai sword. I raced in and tackled him to the ground, footy-style, onto the concrete," Mr van Cornewal said.
They tied up the man and waited for police to arrive. Police soon also located the second robber nearby. A 20-year-old man and a 16-year-old were charged with attempted robbery.

Dry Skin With A Hint of Sarcasm

My skin gets so dry, it begins to bleed,

It kind of feels like sand paper, oh yes, indeed.

People tell me, "Lotion is the key,"

Well I must be dumb, oh golly- gee.

Lotion is the obvious answer, if it didn't burn,

If my skin falls off- well that would cause concern.

I've been to a doctor but doctors these days,

Gave bad advice and expect us to pay.

So I've bought lotion in a green bottle with a pump,

This lotion's good, smooth with no lumps.

So that's a good sign this lotion is right,

But it makes one cold in the cold autumn night.

I'll keep using Medicated Extra Strength Gold Bond,

I shall use it until every drop of it is gone.

It's slightly more expensive than Jergins or Curel,

I shall make it a shrine with candles and a mural.

Triple Action Relief for extra dry and itchy skin,

Is meant to moisturize, sooth and protect deep within.

Do not use on serious burns or animal bites,
While using this product, avoid contact with eyes.

Thus ends a poem, written by my self. I wrote it on November 17, 2002... I was but forteen years old.