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This is a message about how your failure brings the rest of us joy.

Olympics.

I hate them.

You can thank the 2002 Winter Games for my hostility. Most born-out-of-state Utahns should agree with me. If not- I hate you too.

Long URL...

I really hate it when websites have really long URL's. Having to remember them sucks and half the time you end up forgetting what the whole thing is. Mine is bad. Having to remember the whole- thebonsterway.blogspot.com- and then having to type it?! UN-BE-LIEVABLE...

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Howdy Partner!

Legion...

So I saw Legion yesterday with Tami. It was pretty dang good. Don't take that as me saying- go out and watch it. Usually, with my people, if I like something- they think it sucks. So- just take this as me giving you my reasons for liking it.

#1- The story line was intriguing. I won't get into. Let me just say it was almost like a zombie movie... with Angels. I love me a good angel zombie movie. With swords and guns... Well... now I've gone and made it sound lame... Awe well.
#2- I love watching movies where people have wings. I don't know why. I just do.#3- It was pretty intense. I was worried most of the movie. Some freaky things happen and there are explosions and guns and flies...
#4- There is a killer Ice Cream man and 80 year old woman. That is good stuff.
#5- I love Paul Bettany. He is easily in my Top 5 favorite actors. He's really amazing actor and I think he's kinda hot. That could just be me. He plays dark and quiet characters really well. I like it. I like him. Just so we're clear- he plays Geoffrey Chaucer in A Knight's Tale. Every time I talk to someone about him I always- always have to direct them there.

Hot...

Now the reasons I didn't like it.
#1- With movies like this, the characters need to be people you like or relate to. With a few of the characters in this movie, they bothered you. You didn't like them. You didn't care if they succeed. So when something bad happened, all you can think is, "Well- good riddance. They were bothering me anyways." That is not a good way to feel about the main characters in a movie.

#2- One scene involving hand to hand combat had such potential to be awesome. Was it? No. The camera was waaaay to close to the action and they changed angles every nano-second. "Look at this-no this-and this-see this?-how 'bout this?" Dude- seriously. You never quite knew what you were looking at. If it were more at a distance and the camera was in one place for longer than the speed of sound, it would have been awesome.
#3- There was a bit of anti... stuff here and there but- every movie now days is either anti... guns- or anti religion or pro- global warming or bla bla bla. Though it was pretty subtle, you still kinda caught it. Maybe that's not what the film makers meant or maybe they really meant it but I'm not reading enough into it.- Whatever.

My final conclusion? I liked it. I'll buy it when it's $13.00 at Walmart. But like I said, Don't listen to what I or film critics say. Watch it if you want to. Don't watch it if you get scared easily. I'm talking to you Amy.
It is Rated R. I didn't realize this until Tami got carded. (Don't worry. She's 24.) (24? Is that right, Tamelot?) They drop the F- bomb a few times and it has a bit of violence and gore, but- whatever. I'm not affected by any of that. There is like zero dirty things in this movie- Thank heavens. I didn't 'kidsinmind' the movie before I went. That was my fault.
Anywho... That's all...