Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
E-i-e-i-o is actually a gross misspelling of the word “farm.”
Be alert - the world needs more lerts.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they’re going to be when you kill them.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
If at first you don’t succeed, then you didn’t do it right!
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no use being a stinkin’ fool about it.
Never judge a book by it’s movie.
I live for procrastination. I’ll explain later…
I’ve told you a million times, stop exaggerating!
