Have you ever fallen when you were alone and your so happy that no one saw you but you still feel really stupid and embarrassed? I tell you, I fell an hour ago in an AFV fashion. I tripped on a vaccume cord that was stretched across the living room.
I stumbled forward about twelve feet before I finally began to crash to the ground.
In the nano second after I had reflected upon my life and all the things I never got to do, one thought that came to me was, "Well, the floor is carpeted. At least I won't break any bones before my head cracks open on a table corner."
However, when I stumbled forward, I stumbled into some nice, hard tile.
Now, nothing break except a little of my dignity, self worth, but now I have a sore ankle, knee and ego.
7 comments:
Too bad I didn't get it on video
HAHAHAHAHA! You have a way with words. I can imagine it all as if I was there. You are so dainty and delicate.
Unfortunately, I only trip and fall like a moron when I have a large audience.
That's the funniest thing I've seen all day, and I watched an episode of Funniest Home Videos earlier.
I can imagine it all perfectly.
Can't you just!
* I believe I can fly*
I believe I can touch the sky (or hit the ground)
There once was a girl named Bonnie,
Yes, that's Bonnie, not Ronnie.
For red hair has he,
And did once cause much glee,
But now he's just old and quite British.
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