Or not.
I don't understand the appeal of going on a cruise. Why would someone want to get into a big giant ship and sail on the big blue ocean?
This is the latest in Cruise Ship Engineering.
Pretty big, wouldn't you say?
How much of the ship is underwater? Ten feet?
"Its just like being on land."
Here's an idea- STAY ON LAND! If its just like being on land, what's the point of spending thousands of dollars to go on a cruise?
You're probably thinking, 'Its perfectly safe to go on a cruise now days'.
I believe your wrong.
Does this look like a fun filled voyage at sea? I don't think so.
Not to mention:
Remember her? The RMS Titanic?
She was "Unsinkable" Remember?
Remember?! DO ya? DO YA!?
Now do you you remember where she ended up?
That's right.
At the bottom of the big blue ocean.
You're in a boat. You could sink and die.
On a brighter note: I just a ate a Little Debbie Swiss Roll and it was delicious.
BTW: I officially hate you, Dan.