Saturday, November 14, 2009

Let's Go Cruisin'...

Or not.
I don't understand the appeal of going on a cruise. Why would someone want to get into a big giant ship and sail on the big blue ocean?
This is the latest in Cruise Ship Engineering.
Pretty big, wouldn't you say?
How much of the ship is underwater? Ten feet?


"Its just like being on land."
Here's an idea- STAY ON LAND! If its just like being on land, what's the point of spending thousands of dollars to go on a cruise?


You're probably thinking, 'Its perfectly safe to go on a cruise now days'.
I believe your wrong.

Does this look like a fun filled voyage at sea? I don't think so.


Not to mention:
Remember her? The RMS Titanic?
She was "Unsinkable" Remember?
Remember?! DO ya? DO YA!?


Now do you you remember where she ended up?
That's right. At the bottom of the big blue ocean.


You're in a boat. You could sink and die.


On a brighter note: I just a ate a Little Debbie Swiss Roll and it was delicious.

BTW: I officially hate you, Dan.

5 comments:

Dan said...

Don't forget about the Somalian pirates.

And what did I do to make you officially hate me?

Nichelle said...

What did you do to your baby sister, Dan?

Bonkers said...

How could I forget about Pirates?! Am I a fool? Obviously...

A few things. You made me read this nonsense that I love AND you didn't give me other thing to read....

Amy said...

I laughed! I cried! I showed no emotion!

Dan said...

I still have no idea what she's talking about, unless it's MHI and a lack of fiction on my part.

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