I'm bored.
And I'm full.
I just ate a lot of salad.
I shouldn't have done that.
But I did.
And it might have been totally worth it.
Croûtons are delicious.
I'm sitting here now.
Listening to Michael Buble.
I had been playing a game but it crashed.
The computer usually has some sort of Bonnie Monitor. When it feels that I'm bored with the game or too tired to continue it crashes.
I know what you're thinking, "Just turn it off yourself". Well, I have 'Few More Minutes Syndrome'. "I'll just play for ten more minutes.
Or 'Next Syndrome'. "I'll just watch the next episode of Big Bang Theory."
It keeps me up nights.
Its been bad the last few days.
Anywho...
I'm done.
Go on about your lives now.
Stop reading this.
When I have something more to say maybe I'll return.
5 comments:
You ruined my life!
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Your Mom...
lol.
Ninnies.
I wish I was bored. I like being bored. Being bored means I have lots of time to read and surf the interwebz, learning about strange and wondersome things such as the recently discovered Russian Vampire Moth that drinks human blood, or tracking the deeper connections between the Egyptian Bast and Thrice Mayor of London (+1) Richard Wittington's cat.
Maybe engage in a little long-distance ghost hunting with those damned inscrutable Fortean cryptoscientists, the 30th Delaware, who are as we speak hot on the trail of the elusive La Llorona around Kingsbury Run in Cleveland, which I don't have to tell you does not bode well at all.
And all this while still attempting to decipher the symbolic meaning of Iago's booze-and-psychic-fueled trickery, and what Shakespeare was REALLY getting at when he wrote Othello.
That's what I used to do when I was bored. Man, those were the salad days. Hmmm...
But alas! I haven't the time for such frivolity anymore. Oh, woe, woe, WOE is me.
I'm so disturbed with the National Geographic News headline about the Russian Vampire Moth.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/10/081027-vampire-moth-evolution-halloween-missions.html
Dude- seriously.
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