The blue skinned creatures in white pants and cap were always fun thoughts in the minds and dreams of children when they appeared in comics and cartoon for decades, but today, the child's dreams turned into a horrific nightmare. The Belgian characters, known as The Smurfs to most Americans, lived a happy lives with bold adventures in their village made up of mushroom houses and travel by stork.
Early this afternoon BMD News got a report of disturbance behind the closed doors in a quiet Utah residence. Upon investigation, the body a Smurf was discovered brutally murdered. Though cause of death is yet to be determined, it has been assumed blood loss is a possibility.
By the time help arrived- it was too late. By the time the press arrived...
The corpse had already been taken away.
But the gruesome scene remains...
The identity of the Smurf has not yet been released, and police say that until the family is informed, no more information will be given.
For BMD News, I'm Bonnie 'The Geek' D.
I would just like to apologize to anyone who actually sat and read this. I don't have much going in my life.
5 comments:
What on earth went down there?
lol...that's hilarious! For such little guys they sure do have a lot of blood! Love the way your mind thinks...
Poor tiny friend
Our attorney said not to discuss the case.... even with family
Finally you can make that Smurfberry pie!!
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