Sunday, October 31, 2010

I Think; Therefore I Am

 I think no matter what a man looks like- pretty or ugly- they'll always look 100 % better in 1940's fashion.
 I think that Peanut Butter M&M's are far superior than Peanut, Plain or Pretzel.
 

 I think that dirty content in movies and games is pointless.



I think if I had a million dollars I would get liposuction.

I think if I were thinner I would shop at Rue 21 and Hot Topic.


I think that I like most movies and TV shows because of the nice looking fellas in the movie or show. Even if the movie sucks- I will love it. I usually come to my senses and admit to the sucky-ness of the movie.



 I think that the environmental brain washing of children starts at an early age.

 I think that if Native Americans and Black people get special privileges and/or money by the American Government because of past wrongs- Mormons should too.

 I think that I would love to jump rope right now.

I think you're Mom goes to college.

9 comments:

Nichelle said...

Peanut Butter M&M's are definitely the best! And I agree with you on the content of video games. It's not like it adds anything to it!

You have some very great ideas!

Dan said...

I wouldn't mind the '40's fashion, although wearing suits during the summer would be a drag. Even summer-weight suits would be too much.

A fedora, though, would always be stuck to my head. I'd walk around with a matchstick stuck in the corner of my mouth, calling every guy I meet Mack, and every woman Doll.

That would be sweet.

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Aren't peanut butter M&Ms just Reese's Pieces with an M plastered on 'em?

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I'm okay with dirty content, as long as it makes you uncomfortable.

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If I had a butt that big, I'd try out for Sumo wresting. My Sumo name would be Hirohito Crankypants, and I'd wear a red Sumo wig and a purple man-diaper to fight in.

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If I were thinner I'd buy 5.11 and Woolrich Tactical clothing, so I too could be an uber-l33t tacticool tough guy.

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Your choice in movies leaves much to be desired. Supernatural lost me at Season 4 because of the suck.

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Enviro-fascism is rampant everywhere now. It is one of my biggest pet peeves. PBS is now airing a stupid series of little Eco-Nazi videos meant to brainwash six year olds. Did you know Nintendo DS's will soon poison the earth? It's true--Sesame Street told me so. Big Bird is being pimped out to the Watermelons.

Watermelon is an affectionate nickname for the communist Eco-freaks, cuz they're green on the outside and red on the inside.

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I think reparations for Mormon persecution would be awesome. We could be ethnic and get all kinds of welfare and our own reservations. I'd love to own shares in a Mormon casino.

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I do NOT want to jump rope. Not after the Vegas Incident of 2005.

I still have nightmares.

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YOUR mom goes to college.

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Bonkers said...

I didn't say you'd be comfortable. I said you'd LOOK better. SUCKA!
You'd have to wear the fedora at an angle.
-But while we're bringing 40's fashion back- Don't forget- SUSPENDERS! In old movies when wearing slacks and black and white snake skin shoes and a button down shirt with the sleeves rolled up to the forearm and a neat hat- what topped off the awesomeness of the out fit was the suspenders. I think they're hot.

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/4273795/2/istockphoto_4273795-young-man-portrait-in-retro-style.jpg

I love Reese's Pieces. FYI- M&M's are bigger.

I hate your guts.

Dan the Sumo Man- That's... Colorful.

If you wore those people would think of you as the crazy old guy that lives down the street who spend his time cleaning his guns and ranting about when the commies invade and spending most your time in the bomb shelter... That's what I envision anyways... I guess it's really just vests and pants with a million pockets that make me think that... Anyways...
What about a Utili-kilt?

The fifth season of Supernatural was okay because of Castiel the Angel... He's neat.

LOL- Watermelon... I like it.

Wouldn't it be great if Mormons owned casinos, but still didn't gamble? :)

Vegas Incident of '05? What does that mean?

No no- YOUR mom goes to college.

Jeremy said...

LOL. This was ALL AWESOME!

Nichelle said...

Peanut butter M&M's have chocolate in them. Something the Reese's Pieces are lacking.

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