Video Game Zombie

I sit here, night after night, doing the same old thing and I realize- I am a zombie. I'll be in the middle of a video game and I'll find I'm slouching so bad my chin is touching my knees, My mouth is hanging wide open and my eyes are burning from not blinking. And I have nothing better to do with my life when I'm awake in the middle of the night and can't sleep and I'm addicted to video games. I've tried other things on some peoples advice but they don't work for me.

Draw a Picture- You need talent

Play an instrument- You need talent

Bake a cake- You need a brain

My brain has turned to mush from not blinking because of video games that I'm addicted to. Is it my fault Jeremy introduced me to video games? No. It's HIS fault and when I play, he still comes up to me with the same old comment,"You're killin' me, Smalls." As if it's all my fault. Well, Huma kavula, It's not my fault!... ........

................................... I'm goin' back to my game now...

Here are some things that I bet you didn't know....

Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts.
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
A shrimp's heart is in their head.
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, you're heart stops for a mili-second.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so).
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.
By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at Primary school.

Gollum, Miss Desert Sun

So this girl: 44

Was a beauty queen here in the big AZ. She recently kidnapped her ex-boyfriend and her and three fella's tortured him.... The story not what's important here... How did this girl become a beauty queen when she looks like Gollum...

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