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This isn't particularly interesting- I just thought the headline was worth it.....

Cop makes arrest in bathroom after smelling crack

AP - Tuesday, February 24, 2009 15:54:39

The Cecil County Sheriff's Office said a deputy about to take a bathroom break at a gas station smelled crack cocaine and made a quick arrest. Police spokesman Lt. Bernard Chiominto said Deputy John Lines was waiting to use the bathroom Friday at a Wawa convenience store when he smelled crack cocaine from outside the bathroom.

Lines then saw a 27-year-old man come out of the bathroom. Chiominto said Lines went in the bathroom, saw drug paraphernalia and arrested the man, who police said had glassy eyes and dilated pupils.

Police said the man resisted arrest and was subdued using pepper spray. He was charged with assault, resisting

arrest and possession of drug paraphernalia after police found drug paraphernalia in his pockets.

Spelling Errors and Wrong Notes

A man walked into the downtown Bank of America and on the back of
a deposit slip wrote, "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag."
While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, the man
began to worry that someone may have seen him write the note and
might call the police before he could reach the teller.

So, the criminal left the Bank of America and walked across to the
street to Wells Fargo. After waiting in line for several minutes there,
he handed his note to a teller. After reading it, the teller determined
that this robber was perhaps a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

She told him that because his note was written on a Bank of America
deposit slip, she could not honor his demand. He would either have to
fill out a Wells Fargo withdrawal slip or go back to the Bank of America.

Feeling defeated, the man said he understood and left. The Wells Fargo
teller promptly called the police, who arrested the man a few minutes
later--still waiting in line at the Bank of America.

Oops... What an idget....

Raindrops on Roses and Whiskers on Kittens...

1. Favorite Movies- Newsies, Goonies

2. Favorite Actors- Johnny Depp, Will Smith, Christian Bale



3. Favorite Song of Yesteryear- Civilization- Danny Kaye, I Don't Want to Set the Fire- Fats Domino


4. Favorite Songs- Here I Go- Tony Oller- Anything by George Strait or Celtic Thunder...
5. Favorite Musicians- George Strait, Celtic Thunder

Doesn't George look like Dad...?

6. Favorite Member of Celtic Thunder- Keith Harkins! He's a pretty Irish Faery...



7. Favorite Soda- Classic Coca Cola



8. Favorite Pastime- Computer Games... (Oblivion, Fallout 3, Call of Duty 1,2,4 and 5) How I miss them so... *sniffle


9. Favorite Cookie- Chelcie's Chocolate Chip Cookies (I expect them when I come home)


10. Favorite Website- Kidsinmind.com. I love knowing what's questionable content in movies.


11. Favorite Jelly flavor- Grape


12. Favorite My Little Pony- Bon Bon


13. Favorite Disney Channel Original Series- Hannah Montana (But Sonny With a Chance is getting there)


14. Favorite ABBA song- Love Isn't Easy (No it's not on Mamma Mia)


15. Favorite Flavor Jolly Rancher- Lemon

16. Favorite Ice Cream flavor- Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough


17. Three Things I Can't Live Without- Food (It would be hard to live without food), Toilet Paper, The ability to read...



18. Favorite Twilight Character- JACOB!! (Kiss this, Edward lovers!)


19. Favorite Cereal- Oreo O's (I can't seem to find them anymore)


20. Favorite Form of Potato- Mashed (Might as well face it your addicted to spuds)


21. Favorite member of the Brady Bunch- Peter- What a Geeky...


22. Favorite Food- Cheesy Pizza (If it's in a pizza form- I love it)


23. Favorite Sandwich Meat- Chicken



24. Favorite Chip- Nacho Cheese Doritos (If I have a bag- It's hard to makje me not eat them all in one sitting)


25. Favorite Reality Show- Hell's Kitchen (I love Chef Ramsey) Kitchen Nightmares as well... Project Runway (That's so Fierce)

26. Favorite TV Show Character- Chuck is great... but so is Casey... and Morgan... and Jeff... And Lester... And... I love everyone on Chuck


27. Favorite Nut- Well... I don't like many nuts- except the peanut but that is a Legume.


28. Favorite Foods Others Might Find... Icky- Broccolli... Anyway it is prepared, I will eat....


29. Favorite Person to Make Fun Of- Are we making fun of Jeremy now? Ha ha Jeremy you suck...


30. Favorite Cartoon- Rocko's Modern Life or Fairly Odd Parents (That Cosmo is Hilarious. FREEDOM!)


Now I'm done. I bet you're annoyed now... Right?
Now I want to now your favorite things.

Mwa Ha Ha!!!

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I saw the movie...

Inkheart

I saw the movie Inkheart and I just finished the book. The movie has a few differences as any book -turned-movie, but the differences I didn't mind. The book took place over several weeks while the movie took place over a few days. They have some characters in the movie that weren't in the book and a few in the book that weren't in the movie.
I liked the people they got to play the characters. I mean Andy Serkis as the villain is awesome. Not to mention it's Brendan Fraser. I love every, movie of his that I have ever seen...

I love Duct Tape...