Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

Dude so I went and saw Harry Potter with Jeremy and Chelcie and let me tell ya- this is my favorite Harry Potter.
It had so many really funny moments. Jeremy, Chelcie and I seemed to be the only ones laughing though. But it WAS funny.
Huh huh... I like Ron.
Tami didn't like this one very much but that is because she re-read the book before she went and saw the movie.- Big Mistake. The last time I read this book was the three days after it was first released and I LOVE the movie. See- I read Twilight before seeing the movie and I hate that movie.
There were some scenes of the movie that really creeped me out... Scary friggin images....I think Amy would be unnerved by it...
Here are some interesting facts about the movie...

Hero Fiennes-Tiffin played Tom Riddle, Age 11, while his uncle, Ralph Fiennes plays Lord Voldemort (Formerly Tom Riddle).

Robert Knox, who plays Marcus Belby, was tragically stabbed to death on May 24, 2008, just days after filming wrapped.

The first Harry Potter film to be rated PG by the MPAA since Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Though I believe it should be PG-13.)

But- yeah- I want to see this movie over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and ove...

Even More Evil

Alright this story might be a little too gruesome for some people so I suggest if you can't handle very very very disturbing stories- you best ignore this post.

SAN ANTONIO (AP) - A woman charged with murdering her 3 1/2-week-old son used a knife and two swords to dismember the child and ate parts of his body, including his brain, before stabbing herself in the torso and slicing her own throat, police said Monday.

Otty Sanchez, 33, is charged with capital murder in the death of her infant son, Scott Wesley Buchholtz-Sanchez. She was recovering from her wounds at a hospital, and was being held on $1 million bail.

San Antonio Police Chief William McManus said the early Sunday morning attack occurred a week after the child's father moved out. The child's aunt and two cousins, ages 5 and 7, were in the house, but none were harmed.

McManus, who appeared uncomfortable as he addressed reporters, said Sanchez apparently ate the child's brain and some other body parts. She also tore his face off, chewed off three of his toes and decapitated the infant before stabbing herself.

"It's too heinous for me to describe it any further," McManus said.

Officers called to Sanchez's house at about 5 a.m. Sunday found her sitting on the couch "screaming that she killed her baby," police spokesman Joe Rios said. They found the boy's body in a bedroom.

Police said Sanchez said the devil told her to kill her son.

"It was a spontaneous utterance," McManus said. "She said she was hearing voices."

Sanchez does not yet have a lawyer, police said, and was hospitalized in San Antonio. The police declined to identify other family members.

No one answered the door Monday at Sanchez's home, where the blinds were shut. A hopscotch pattern and red hearts were drawn on the walk leading up to the house.

Neighbor Luis Yanez said everyone on the street was appalled by the news.

"Why would you do that to your baby?" said Yanez, 23, a tire technician. "It brings chills to you. They can't defend themselves."

WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!!!! This lady isn't even going to get the special place in you-know-where. She's getting her very own special place where I hope she gets her face torn off and she gets gutted and she gets her toes chewed off by an unimaginably horrendous monster every day for all of eternity. And I hope she has diarrhea.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Just Plain Evil...


There is a special place in Limbo for people like this...

Three people have been accused of letting rats bite a 6-week-old girl and chew off her toes at their cluttered Ohio mobile home.

Pike County prosecutor Rob Junk says the baby's toes on one foot were gone when sheriff's deputies went to the home Sunday after receiving an anonymous tip.

The baby is in fair condition at a Columbus hospital.

A married couple and the 18-year-old boyfriend of the baby's mother are charged with felony child endangering. They were in court for an initial hearing Tuesday. They're jailed pending a plea hearing in two weeks.

The prosecutor says they all lived in the mobile home west of Piketon, a village noted for its old uranium enrichment plant.

He says the baby's mother is a juvenile. He won't identify her or say if she'll be charged.

I know they didn't will the rats to do it...

But how could you let it happen? I can't even imagine...

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Please Stand By...


Well.... I wanted to post something.... but I have nothing to say. So... Get back to me later...

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter....

I love Demetri Martin. If you don't know who he is, you totally have to Youtube him. He is Hilarious!!!
(WARNING- This video does have some language but very very little)

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Avatar: The Last Airbender the Movie

*Disclosure*
*If you never watched the show, The Avatar, feel free to ignore this post as you might be confused or don't care about the subject of the following rant.

Avatar: The Last Airbender the Movie
I Love the series of the Avatar. It's a great show. Yes I realize that it's a cartoon and it's on Nick and I'm 21 but it is just dang good comedy. So Heidi told me yesterday that they were making a movie & I got so friggin excited.
Okay, now- let me tell you why I am soooo friggin angry with the makers of this movie.

Reasons I Hate This Movie
#1. I liked most of M. Night Shyamalans movie- until The Happening- that is. That movie was just plain crap. Now he's the director of the Avatar- and it upsets me.

#2. The casting SUCKS!! None of the actors make me think- "Oh, they would be that character really well." They make me ANGRY!!!
At the top, we have the crummy actors playing the characters in the movie. The middle is the character in the show and to the bottom is the actor that provides the voice for the characters.

First off- we have Aang- the Avatar. I really don't have that big of a problem with this kid. Except I don't believe his arrow is big or blue enough... But that's not really his fault. (See Reasons I hate this movie #1)

Second comes my FAVORITE character in the show, Sokka, the Boom-a-rang-thrower...-bender.... He UNFORTUNATLY is being played by the CRAPPIEST person imaginable. Jackson Rathbone. The really really ugly and annoying guy in Twilight. I've been saying for the last year how stupid the casting directors were for casting him as Jasper. Jasper is supposed to be beautiful and he is not. Now these Dumb A**** cast him as the best character in this movie?! Jack DeSena- the dude that does the voice was on All That and he was HILARIOUS! He brings something... special to Sokka. I think they should have gotten him to do the part...


Third we have Katara, the Waterbender. This chick- I am not happy with her. I think Mae Whitman (voice) would be a better her as well.

Fourth we have Prince Zuko... The Firebender and The "Bad guy" who only wants daddy to love him. Does this look like a guy who throws fire at you? No. It looks like a dork. A big dorky- DORK! But I believe Rufio (voice) would through fire at you... Don't you agree? Dude- what's even lamer is that they originally wanted Jesse McCartney to play Zuko. LAME!!

Finally, we have Uncle Iroh- Also a Firebender. He is easily my second favorite character. Now, when I think Uncle Iroh, I think a bald-on-top, round, short, tea lovin' crazy guy with a thick Asian accent who rants on and on like Gary Busey saying some nonsense "Zen" phrase that he pulls out of thin air. This guy is too skinny, too tall and not Asian enough. Now, Mako (Voice) died awhile back so I don't expect him to play Iroh...

#3. What are the chances that they will have the same great humor in the movie that they bring into the show?

Prince Zuko: I want the Avatar. I want my honor, my throne. I want my father not to think I'm worthless.
Uncle Iroh: I'm sure he doesn't. Why would he banish you if he didn't care?
[Zuko walks off]
Uncle Iroh: Err, that came out wrong, didn't it?

Sokka: Aang, this is my friend Foo-Foo Cuddly-Poops. Foo-Foo Cuddly-Poops, Aang.

King Bumi: Who are you calling old? Okay, I'm old.

Katara: You can't keep us here, let us leave!
King Bumi: Lettuce leaf?!

Sokka: (holding his stomach) So where do I get something to eat?
Katara: You're one of the first outsiders to ever visit an Airbender Temple, and all you can think about is food?
Sokka: I'm just a simple guy with simple needs.

Iroh: So this is how the great commander Zhao acts in defeat... disgraceful! Even in exile my nephew is more honorable than you. Thank you again for the tea. It was delicious. (Zuko and Iroh leave)
Zuko: Did you really mean what you said, Uncle?
Iroh: Of course. I told you ginseng tea was my favorite. (Zuko half-smiles

Iroh: Zuko, remember that plant I thought might be tea?
Zuko: You didn't.
Iroh: I did. (Turns around revealing a horrible rash; Zuko jumps) And it wasn't. When the rash spreads to my throat, I will stop breathing. But look what I found. (Shows stick he was using to scratch his back; it is covered with pink berries) These are Pecurry Berries, known to cure the poison of the White Jade plant. That or Maccaory Berries that cause blindness.
(Zuko throws the berries)
Zuko: We're not taking anymore chances with these plants! We need to get help!



I guess that's all I got- but the morale of the story... Hollywood SUCKS!!!

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