Poker Face

The original song is by Lady Gaga. Watch her video at own discretion. It's suggestive.

...So... Life, huh?

Life, huh?

MHI and a Lack of Fiction....

That was he has given me.

Dan, Tami, Luke and Jeremy...

Amy, Dan and Kyle... note the orb in the middle of the picture. Dan- you're haunted.

.... Sour?

I wish I could game...

Kyle and Dan...

Was this you're ID photo for Superhero HQ?

...A little excited, are we?

3-13 is THAT exciting...

Goober...

Please- no pictures...

If looks could kill...

Mmmm. Steak and Chicken.... Aaagghhhhhhhh.....

Guns... Dan... yep...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Let's Go Cruisin'...

Or not.

I don't understand the appeal of going on a cruise. Why would someone want to get into a big giant ship and sail on the big blue ocean?

This is the latest in Cruise Ship Engineering.

Pretty big, wouldn't you say?

How much of the ship is underwater? Ten feet?

"Its just like being on land."

Here's an idea- STAY ON LAND! If its just like being on land, what's the point of spending thousands of dollars to go on a cruise?

You're probably thinking, 'Its perfectly safe to go on a cruise now days'.

I believe your wrong.

Does this look like a fun filled voyage at sea? I don't think so.

Not to mention:

Remember her? The RMS Titanic?

She was "Unsinkable" Remember?

Remember?! DO ya? DO YA!?

Now do you you remember where she ended up?

That's right. At the bottom of the big blue ocean.

You're in a boat. You could sink and die.

On a brighter note: I just a ate a Little Debbie Swiss Roll and it was delicious.

BTW: I officially hate you, Dan.

Its Baaack

I'm so happy. I love this show.

Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog

This is the best 42 minutes of the month. I think Tami would appreciate it most of all. Maybe... You really like Neil Patrick Harris right? I really like Nathan Fillion. It's a Joss Whedon film. In other words- awesome. There is very little suggestive material. You hear less in the 42 minutes than you do in a half an hour of Scrubs or The Office.

Watch it here. You need to watch it.

I wish I had a soundtrack for it.

Who misses me? Anyone? Its okay to admit it. No? Okay

....Well- I sure as heck miss folks.

Don't Let let the Bed Bugs Bite...

Someone thinks they're soooo funny...

Magic Names, Chicken Fingers and Balki

The names in some of these novels and movies about a magical world can be silly.

Kahlan Amnell- It doesn't sound like one would think.

Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander- what a mouthful...

Meriadoc 'Merry' Brandybuck- You'd think its a girl...

Peregrin 'Pippin' Took- Pip pip cheerio...

Merry Pippins... Mary Poppins... hee hee...

Aragorn- Eragon- Aragog....

Grima Wormtongue- yuck....

Faramir...

Eowyn... Eomer...

Grishnakh...

Murtagh- I feel like I might gag...

Galbatorix... Really?

The way I figure- when naming the characters, the author thinks- "Consonant- vowel- double consonant- vowel- and finally one last consonent... There- what a lovely magical name."

I've had a geeky kinda week....

I'm really hungry. I would love some chicken fingers, mashed 'tatoes and corn... It's too bad its 4:30 in the morning and I don't have a car. Or a drivers license.

I think that getting a man that looks like Balki to play as your all terrible villain was a terrible idea.

Halloween...

I love Halloween.

I don't particularly know why I love it.

I just do.

I don't dress up.

I don't go to parties.

I don't go Trick'O'Treating.

I don't worship Satan.

I don't vandalize abandoned buildings.

If you think about it... Halloween is a sad, depressing day. Dan, can you enlighten us on the History of Halloween? Or better yet- write a little story about this house and what happened on the dark, wet night; October 31, 1923?

So.... Yep....

...... I have nothing to say.

I haven't updated in weeks....

Yet... I have nothing to say.......

..........I haven't done anything this week.....

.....So... there's nothing new....

Oh wait- I did buy all four Tremor movies for thirteen dollars.... That was new....

....... Oh... and I saw a mouse in the family room. That was scary... Immediately after I typed that sentence- from the corner of my eye, my toe moved...I thought it was the mouse and I almost tinkled... That was funny...

..............I went to Idaho sometime in the last month... I can't remember when exactly... The whole time I thought of nothing else but Peanut Butter M&M's, Richard Cypher and the spider in the florescent light above the bed I was sleeping in...

....... That's all I guess... Now I'm gonna watch Drop Dead Diva- episode 9 because I haven't watched it since then...

...Huh.... I had more to say than I thought....

Legend of the Seeker

The only reason I know about this show is because of Hannah. I didn't know what network it was on or what day of the week it was on. I watched most of the first season on Netflix and I love it. I don't think many other folks in our family would like it.

WTF?!

Let Me Show You...

Playing in the sprinklers...

The new chair I'm too fat to sit in....

Tiley being a bully...(Don't you love how she made him cry and then smiled?)

Jaxx eating...

Tiley eating...

A pretty flower...

The scary spider in the back yard...

My tomatoes...

Midnight Taco Run

I love Big Fat Taco's from Del Taco.

Just after midnight Chelcie took me to Del Taco where I got a #8.

DeLIcious!

Two Big Fat Taco's, fries and a soda.

Mmmm.

I realized they taste even BETTER at midnight.

Yum!

M&M's and the computer... Ah... two of my favorite things.... By chance falling together in harmony.

.... I have too much time on my hands....

Any recomends for movies to watch?

I'VE GOT MAGIC AND I'LL USE IT!

Dan write me a story about flying books and a blue polar bear named Spunk.

God Bless America

I fear for the future of America. The folks there in Washington DC terrify me. Keep America in your prayers...

Newest Guilty Pleasures

Dexter

Dude- this show is Disturbing. But I can't get enough of it. It's about this Forensic Investigator, Dexter Morgan, who kills people who have done bad things. It is- again- disturbing. They have dirty language, dirty content and gory scenes, but I love that Michael C. Hall.

Strawberry Peanut Butter M&M's

These are deLICIOUs! They're the wonderful heavenly taste of Peanut Butter M&M's with the slight flavor of strawberry. MMmmmm.....

Drop Dead Diva

This show is great. I never want it to end. It's about this 24 year old model who dies when her car crashes into a grapefruit truck and is brought back to earth in the body of a 32 year old, chunky- monkey lawyer. She's got the over all personality of the model but the smarts of the lawyer.

City of Bones

I don't know if anyone else would like this book. I do- but that means squat with our family. There are demons and their hunters and crazy creepy guys called the Silent Brothers.... good times.

Gotthard

Gotthard's Lift U Up is the catchiest toe tapper that I've heard. It is so much fun and- well Jaxx loves it and that's what matters.

.... I'm boring....

Keith My Paithy White-Butt

Noted Archaeologist, Fred Flinsteen, Made an amazing discovery in today Sweden. On a wind swept fjord, he came across some primitive musical instruments and some miniscule deposits of fossilied stool. When asked what the stool could be, Flinsteen replied, "A-dabba ABBA doo."

Colin Mochrie couldn't make me laugh harder.

You Sold My House?!

Oooo- oh! ARGH- this upsets me so bad for some reason.

You know times are tough when people are getting kicked out of their house when it’s not even for sale.

That’s what happened to Anna Ramirez after she found all of her stuff out on the front lawn of her Homestead home last week and a strange man demanding she get out of his newly purchased house.

The eviction came after Ramirez’s home was mistakenly auctioned off to the highest bidder by her bank, Washington Mutual (yes, we know WaMu is now Chase, but we're in denial). Usually, you get a warning before you get the boot. A foreclosure letter. Maybe a sign saying your house is up for sale. Not Ramirez, who found her belongings bashed and battered in the street.

"This came out of nowhere," Ramirez said. "The bank took the house from right under my feet."

The man who bought the house told Ramirez he paid $87,000 for it, which shocked Ramirez, who bought the house for $260,000.

What's worse is her husband, daughter and grand children were also kicked out by Homestead and Miami-Dade police officers, said Martha Taylor, who witnessed the unexpected eviction.

"I have never seen anything like it," Taylor said. "They literally threw all her stuff on the front lawn. I didn't sleep that night and it wasn't even my house."

Ramirez and her family had three hours to get out of the house, police ordered. They had to stash their belongings at multiple locations and shacked up with a friend for the night as cops chained the doors of their home. With Taylor's help, Ramirez appeared before a judge two days later to explain what happened.

"I had all my stuff scattered everywhere," she said. "They did this in front all my neighbors. It was so embarassing."

A mistake in the Miami-Dade Clerk's Office appears to be behind the mishap, which landed Ramirez homeless for more than 24 hours.

The sale was eventually reversed by a Miami-Dade judge, allowing Ramirez to return to her old digs. Ramirez said she wants to sue for the damage to her furniture.

Ramirez has lived in the house for three years and recently refinanced the home with the bank.

"This shouldn't be happening, you know, because we did the right thing," she said. "We went step by step."

This almost made me puke. Could you imagine if it happened to you?

Saturday's Warrior

What is the name of the girls stuffed monkey? Anyone remember?

Mmm... Yep...

I'm screwed...

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

Dude so I went and saw Harry Potter with Jeremy and Chelcie and let me tell ya- this is my favorite Harry Potter.

It had so many really funny moments. Jeremy, Chelcie and I seemed to be the only ones laughing though. But it WAS funny.

Huh huh... I like Ron.

Tami didn't like this one very much but that is because she re-read the book before she went and saw the movie.- Big Mistake. The last time I read this book was the three days after it was first released and I LOVE the movie. See- I read Twilight before seeing the movie and I hate that movie.

There were some scenes of the movie that really creeped me out... Scary friggin images....I think Amy would be unnerved by it...

Here are some interesting facts about the movie...

Hero Fiennes-Tiffin played Tom Riddle, Age 11, while his uncle, Ralph Fiennes plays Lord Voldemort (Formerly Tom Riddle).

Robert Knox, who plays Marcus Belby, was tragically stabbed to death on May 24, 2008, just days after filming wrapped.

The first Harry Potter film to be rated PG by the MPAA since Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Though I believe it should be PG-13.)

But- yeah- I want to see this movie over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and ove...