Christmas Crafts

 I don't do a bunch of crafts. Taylee talked me into making ornaments out of tongue depressors. We got the idea from an ornament Amy gave me a few years ago that I keep on my closet doorknob all year around.

The camera on my phone sucks. My elf ended up looking more like a leprechaun. So I gave him a sign that says, Christmas in Killarny. And I'm not sure why Rudolph is wearing a green fez....Hmm.

Are you a fan of --> Miley? Like most every other Disney series-(Sonny With A Chance, Lizzie Maguire, Cory in the House) the namesake of Hannah Montana is the worst part of the show.

What's new?

Who's bored? I'm bored.
Who's hungry? I'm hungry.
Who's awesome? I'm awesome.

 I would LOVE something delicious to eat. But what? I have no clue.

 What has everyone been up to?

How miss it.

Watching Chuck and Castle makes me sad that Firefly isn't on anymore.

Hobbies...

What are different things you like to do to have a little.... You Time?

 I myself, like to play computer games. I prefer First Person Shooters to basically every other kind of computer games. (I wish I had this computer)
 I also draw. I'm not the best, but... I'm okay. 
 I sometimes write stories. Again- I'm not the best, but...

I like my hobbies. They make the time pass quickly.

I Think; Therefore I Am

 I think no matter what a man looks like- pretty or ugly- they'll always look 100 % better in 1940's fashion.

 I think that Peanut Butter M&M's are far superior than Peanut, Plain or Pretzel.

 

 I think that dirty content in movies and games is pointless.

I think if I had a million dollars I would get liposuction.

I think if I were thinner I would shop at Rue 21 and Hot Topic.

I think that I like most movies and TV shows because of the nice looking fellas in the movie or show. Even if the movie sucks- I will love it. I usually come to my senses and admit to the sucky-ness of the movie.

 I think that the environmental brain washing of children starts at an early age.

 I think that if Native Americans and Black people get special privileges and/or money by the American Government because of past wrongs- Mormons should too.

 I think that I would love to jump rope right now.

I think you're Mom goes to college.

*Cough* *choke*

I'm sick.
    It's okay. It only hurts when I inhale.
         It's immediately followed by a fit of coughing.
  It'll go away in two or three days.
      I'm gonna go nap.

Happy 200th Post!

Yep- this is my 200th post. Yippee.


 And as my 200th post, I would like to tell you about a grand little show I've recently watched on DVD.

Freaks and Geeks.

This show was so fantastic. I'm sad it only lasted the short time that it did. It was WONDERFUL! I LOVE IT!! I LOVE IT!! I LOVE IT!! I LOVE IT!! I LOVE IT!!

The Freaks were okay. The Geeks were better.

Anywho...

A Murder in a Laundry Room...

The blue skinned creatures in white pants and cap were always fun thoughts in the minds and dreams of children when they appeared in comics and cartoon for decades, but today, the child's dreams turned into a horrific nightmare. The Belgian characters, known as The Smurfs to most Americans, lived a happy lives with bold adventures in their village made up of mushroom houses and travel by stork.

Early this afternoon BMD News got a report of disturbance behind the closed doors in a quiet Utah residence. Upon investigation, the body a Smurf was discovered brutally murdered. Though cause of death is yet to be determined, it has been assumed blood loss is a possibility.

 By the time help arrived- it was too late. By the time the press arrived...

The corpse had already been taken away.

But the gruesome scene remains...

The identity of the Smurf has not yet been released, and police say that until the family is informed, no more information will be given. 

 For BMD News, I'm Bonnie 'The Geek' D.

I would just like to apologize to anyone who actually sat and read this. I don't have much going in my life.

I've Got Gunk on My Keyboard... GUNK!

I do. I don't know what it is... I think I'll just use this side of it for now... yuckyyyy

 I want it to be Christmas already. I can buy my self a new computer then. That is if I spend 0 money. 

 I want Chuck to come back. 

I never want to here the Diego theme playing EVER  again. 

 I finished watched all six seasons of The Dead Zone on Netflix. I wish I hadn't. I liked one season. I watched it back when it originally aired but then I stopped watching. I thought it was because I moved and didn't have cable. I don't think so now. I think I stopped watching it because it got boring. And in the last...oh... season, I was on the bad guys side. I want Johnny to FAIL. 

  Jaxx is cute. He's smiling at me for no reason right now. I want to smack the cuteness right off his face. (But I won't.)  

 I just drank Vanilla Slimfast... I don't feel so good.

  I'd like to watch a movie. 

 I don't know what though. If I spend too much time looking for a movie Jaxx gets impatient and insists on Diego or Veggie Tales. Then I have to say no and he gets mad at me. 

 I'm happy Glenn Beck survived. :)

  I would really like a bowl of Golden Puffs. 

    Why can't the library have a better art selection?

 Jaxx just found an M&M. I don't know where he got it. I'm concerned.

 I keep wanting to stick my finger in the little fan in the computer. the face isn't on it so I can see the fan a foot away. Yesterday I wanted to throw a cup of water in it. It's just one of those... weird impulse moments. You ever get those? 

Oh look... Jaxx found another M&M... with a ball of carpet hair... yummy. Now he's crying because of the hair... 

 I'm out.

Pray For Glenn...

Glenn Becks 8/28 Event is tomorrow. I hope nothing bad happens to him. If it does I'll cry. I'll cry like a little girl.

Let's pray he makes it through the day.

Erin Go Bragh!

 That means Ireland Forever...

 I haven't posted in a while. I usually go once a week. I haven't felt like posting. I haven't had a lot to say. I still don't have a lot to say. I want a donut. I want a coke. I want various types of chocolate, but I have none so that's why I'm craving it.

Doesn't this look glorious?

 

  My computer likes to blue screen when it runs for more than an hour. I don't know what's wrong with it. I weep inside every time it  does it. It won't even run a game. It quits before the Main Menu. 

 

 Heidi's new babe is cute. He's got squishy cheeks and looks like Kylie did. It's Benjamin. I call him Benji. Heidi hates me for it. But if she wasn't prepared for the nicknames- it's her fault. 

I wish that I had something more interestin' to tell you, but I don't so... 

Bis Montag!

Barbecue with Country Singers and Other People...

Someday, in the world that exists in my head, I'm gonna have me a Barbecue. Who am I gonna invite to my barbecue? People who make me happy. People who I like as people- not because I'm a fan of them, but because I feel like they are people I wish I knew. People I would like to be friends with and have a beer with. (Soda for me, of course). People who seem like cool people.

  Who is on this list of people?

 Well, first off, George W. Bush. Doesn't he seem like he's fun to know? I don't care if you think he ruined America. I think he is an enjoyable individual. Remember his reaction when he couldn't open the door. He's a dork. I like him.


 Secondly, Adam Baldwin. How could I not invite him? He's brought me much joy since I was eight. And I think he's awesome. Who doesn't?


 Thirdly, we have Toby Keith. I love Toby. He's just so... Toby Keith. He seems like a good chap. He's like a Teddy Bear. However- I hope he either gets better acting lessons or quits movies.


 Next we have George Strait. George is one of my favorite people on the planet. I've always been a fan of him. As long as I can remember, George has been there.


 Fifth on the list, is Tim McGraw. He seems normal- not like most celebrity's. Especially ones that say or sing that they're still normal. Like that wife of his. Mississippi Girl? The song is about how she's still the same she used to be. But the song is saying how awesome she finds herself. It's going against itself. And she totally has a big head. Youtube it. I even don't mind him as an actor. In fact- I would like to see him in more movies. He had short rolls in The Kingdom and Friday Night Lights and I say he did well in both.


 I would like the Jonas Brothers to be there as well. Why wouldn't I? They seem like good sensible young men. And they're a hoot on that show of theirs. Pre- LA. I liked it better when they lived in the fire house. It was goofier.


 Of course Glenn Beck needs to be there. It would be just swell to be around him. I love him. Glenn Beck for President! I'm jealous of his friends. I want to know him! If you don't like him, you shouldn't be reading my blog and should leave the page immediately.

 I can't think of the others I'd invite. Help me out. Who do you think I should invite?

If You're a Geek-Fan of Chuck...

Watch these video's from Comic Con. They made me happy. I like it. I like Adam Baldwin. I like Zachary Levi. I like Jeffster.

Part 1


Part 2

So '80's, It Was Awesome.

Better Reco'nize.

Tron Legacy comes out December 17...Oh yeah.

You'd Better Have Time.

This is kind of a long post. You'd better have time to stop and appreciate all that I'm about to tell you. It's kind of a I have some things I wanna talk about but no one cares post. Feel free to skip this one if you so need.
 Not a lot goes on in my world. I've watched a lot of movies lately. We had a nice little X-Men marathon starting with Wolverine and working our way through 1, 2 and 3. I like those movies. I know most geeky people hate them because they differ from the comics- Whatever- I didn't read them. I don't care. I like them.

 I didn't remember a lot from this one. I only watched it three hundred times in 2003. I'm surprised so much left my brain. I'm not sure why but I loved it. 

And Shawn Ashmore who plays Iceman looks just like Luke. Seriously. It's weird. I think Tami has a secret... ha ha? no? kay...

Ben Foster was in The Last Stand and he's easily my 3rd or 4th favorite actor though the movie was boring. I would watch most movies just for him though. Hostage, Get Over It. 30 Days of Night. 3:10 to Yuma. He's awesome. Not to mention VINNIE JONES is in this one! 

 I loved Ryan Reynalds in Wolverine. He's neat. Liev Shreiber is neat too. I could have done without the weeny that was Gambit. Terrible actor- who is in love with himself. I'll pass. 

I watched Sugar and Spice. (How dare you Amy and Tami for enjoying it.) It wasn't terrible but I credit James Marsden's adorable personality for the parts I did like. 

 Steel Magnolias is a movie I'll never watch again. I don't understand the appeal. It was sad at every turn and pretty boring. And butts. Man butts everywhere. I think there were more butts in a two minute scene than there were in every movie made in the eighty's and ninety's put together.
 
 I saw Eclipse. Easily the best Twilight Saga movie. I not only enjoyed it as the best Twilight but I enjoyed it as it's own movie.
. 
The guy who played Riley- adorable. Even as a red eyed bad-A vampire he was still adorable. Amy wouldn't let me forget during the movie. He's Australian which adds a little something special. 

  And Felix- totally hot and totally tall. Dude is over six and a half feet tall and we all now how I like a tall man. ;) Tami and Amy keep telling me he looks like an oaf or could play Frankensteins monster... So what?! He's peachy Keen.
 He just so happens to be in X2 and X3. -Really hot in those... I did not watch them because of him though. -Wolverine was on HBO and it made me wanna watch the others- it's coincidence. Now that I think about it- James Marsden is also in the X-Men movies... Hmm..................
 Moving on.
 I still mock the wolves in the movies though... silly little puppies...
 Everyone looked better in this one though. Though their white make up was terrible- the majority of them look much better and less cheap and I didn't hate Rosalie or Jasper as I had before.

 I watched The Losers.  It reminded me of The A-Team but not. I enjoyed it thoroughly. Except three scenes of naughty that made me uncomfortable. There were a few highly humorous scenes- most involving Chris Evans. I don't know if you would like it but I don't get all technical as some people do.

I couldn't watch X-Men without someone bringing up some problem certain groups had with the government. Why do people try to look for the hidden political or religious or environmental meaning in movies? Unless it is obvious about the meaning like- The Happening (There is no excuse)- Get over it. Don't look so deep into it. Even if it's meant to be a message- look over it. Ignore it if you must. I didn't completely hate Avatar because I wasn't looking at it as though I were watching Pocahontas and Fern Gully with a hint of The Smurfs. Embrace the Bluepees (As I like to call the Na'vi) But we're not talking about Avatar right now....
 Which reminds me-
 I also saw The Last Airbender and let me tell ya, it was not as awesome as the show.

 They pronounce names differently which ticked me off. Uncle Iroh was not a portly fellow with an obsession with tea. Sokka was not as sarcastic or dorky as I had hoped- though there was a slightly humorous moment involving the loss of his boomerang.
 It was apparently supposed to take place over several months or weeks, but the way they cut it together and made the time transition it seemed like maybe a week. It wasn't until a character said, "You've been gone for days," that I realized the timeline was much longer than I though. At least it wasn't like the four month transition in New Moon- OH GOSH! I swear- that scene felt like it was actually four months long...
Oh hey... Jackson Rathbone- Jasper in Twilight was Sokka. I wasn't as disgusted as I expected to be but I definitely liked him more as Sokka than Jasper.
 I liked the movie though it wasn't up to my standards. It got Tami to watch the show. If you didn't watch the show- you'll probably like the movie. Generally, if you were wanting it to follow the same rules and guidelines that make Avatar: The Last Airbender The Series awesome- you won't get it. (Keep in mind- MuhNight directed it and he screws up everything.)

 I really love M&M's. I think I'm border lining addiction. As soon as one bag is empty I gotta get a new one.
 Same with these DeLICious Honey Barbecue Chicken Any'tizers. *sings in a high voice* YUMMY! And I can nuke em so I can eat them in two minutes. And that's always a plus. WARNING: Will cause moderate to severe heartburn. Eat in Moderation (Which I can't seem to do.)

I'm hoping that within' the next month or so I'll be able to get into a better habit that involves walking on the treadmill I dished $400 for and Slimfast but I have no willpower. I should, cuz I'm outta shape and have heartburn from too many any'tizers that not even ice cream or Pepto can heal.
 But I'm a morning person. I do much better during the day if I get started between 5:00 to 7:00 am. My schedule now involves forcing myself to go to sleep when the sun creeps out from the blanket I pinned to my wall as a curtain and then kicking myself because I only have a few hours before I gotta work. I shouldn't do this. I already lack energy from my Vitamin D deficiency because I never eat greens or see the sun, so add the fact that I can't pull myself away from the computer at 2:30 in the morning and I'm a sleepy drone. If I could wake up that early and walk before I have to work it would be SWEET! I'd have energy for the day and I wouldn't be too tired to walk Taylee to and from school that she starts in two months.
 It'll change. I hope so anyways. I'm a chunky monkey and would like to not be one.
 I need some movies to Netflix. I'm planning on watching the two I currently have (The Lovely Bones and Return to Oz) And watching a few online like Full Metal Jacket. I need to watch these dang movies faster. I should watch them and send them back within a three day span. Usually it takes me a week or two which is a major waist of money and perfectly good movies I could have been getting. Anyways. I think I'm done for now... I suppose.
 I leave you with this little nugget of wisdom.
Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.